Congratulations, you’ve just adopted a furry alarm clock with a penchant for redesigning your furniture! But before you start Googling “how to return a dog”, 
check out our “First Days Home” course. Because let’s face it, YouTube can only teach you so much about why your new best friend thinks your shoes are chew toys.
Welcome to the wild world of dog parenthood! At Good Human Dog Training, we believe that “A smart start is the best start,” which is why we’re offering our “First Days Home: Welcoming your Newly Adopted Dog” course for just $5.00. Yes, this course was previously free. However, the service we use to support our online courses removed the free course option. So, we charge you the minimum amount and pass the money back to charity organizations that help dogs. Damn the man, save the Empire.
Knowledge is Power
Listen, each dog comes with a user manual. The problem is that it’s written in Barkanese (the puns, woof). Our course is like the Rosetta Stone for dog-human communication. Without it, you’re just two species staring at each other, one of you wondering why the other keeps saying, “Who’s a good boy?” in increasingly higher pitches.
Setting Up for Success (Or At Least Fewer Disasters)
Our “First Days Home” course is packed with more tips than a porcupine at a balloon party. We’ll cover:
- Creating Routines: Because your dog needs a schedule! You’ll learn soon enough that dogs have a built-in watch and know how to use it.
- Safe Spaces: Dogs need a safe space to decompress and thoughtfully consider their actions.
- Positive Training Techniques: We use science-based techniques that reward your dog for playing along.
- Behavior Solutions: For when your adorable adoptee turns out to be more Marley than Lassie.
Positive Training: Because Yelling “NO!” Repeatedly Isn’t a Training Technique
At Good Human Dog Training, we’re all about positive reinforcement. It’s like clicker training, but for humans. You’ll learn how to communicate with your dog effectively, rewarding good behavior and redirecting the not-so-good (like using your favorite shoes as a chew toy).
Preparing for the “What Did I Get Myself Into?” Moments
Adopting a dog with an unknown history is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get. But don’t worry, our course covers common behavior issues and how to deal with them. Because sometimes, love isn’t all you need (sorry, Beatles).
Why We’re Giving This Away for Free Only Charging $5.00?
Look, we love dogs. We also love humans who love dogs. We hope to create more happy dogs and fewer frazzled humans by offering this course for as little as possible. It’s our way of contributing to world peace.
The early days of dog adoption are like a rollercoaster – thrilling, terrifying, and occasionally making you want to throw your hands up. Our course is like the seat belt and safety bar – it’ll keep you secure while you enjoy the ride. The bottom line, these dogs rock, and deserve a chance to become part of your home and the unflinching cornerstone of your home. By offering a guide to get started, we hope to keep more dogs in home, and give owners the knowledge needed to recognize deeper behavior problems.
So, are you ready to transform from a panic-googling mess to a confident pet parent? Register for our “First Days Home” course today. Because at Good Human Dog Training, we believe every dog deserves a chance to be great, and every human deserves to experience the joy of a damn fine four-legged friend.